randommakings:

nogoodturkey:

because we all know thor’s theme song is I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

Dying!

• me: *puts in headphones*
• everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation

avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

• Teacher: Schools almost over
• Teacher: and this is crazy
• Teacher: but here's three projects
• Teacher: due by friday

Iron Man 3 

• Pepper Potts: Remember when you told me to give myself only twelve percent credit?
• Tony Stark: Remember when I was flying into space, inevitably, to my doom and to save the entire world from an alien attack and you DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE?

martymikalski:

SIRI

WHERE

IS

MY

SUPER

SUIT

cinematicinsomniac:

gallifreyfieldsforever:

Chris Evans throwing an invisible shield

 #and he does it so masterfully

thorhead:

can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though

“spell mummified”

“eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle”

“are you high”